Now that a day has passed, I can’t remember what you had to do to win, but it was the prize itself that was most concerning. What would the winner take home? A $1,000 Tim Horton’s Gift Card…accompanied by a “Front of the Line” pass! This pass would allow you to march right up to the front counter, bypassing the entire line. Now I’m not sure if you’re familiar with the typical Tim Hortons-goer, but up here in Fort McMurray you’d be putting your life in your hands if you decided to play your Front of the Line card.
Seriously…can you honestly imagine walking past 15 (or more) 250-lb. shift workers who’d been standing in line at least 20 minutes?
The Front of the Line card sounds like a Meet Your Maker card to me.
This is one contest where I’d gladly take second place.
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If only Rosa Parks had received a Front of the Line card back in 1955, that whole uproar could've been avoided.
Where were you then, Tim Hortons?
Where we you then?
Hahah, say that last line out loud. "Where we yooouuu."
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